Welcome To My twisted Fairytale Called Life

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what-we-hide-with-every-lie:

quiteoddreally:

loveherlaugh:

viii-xiv-xcv:

ich-liebe-madre-monstere:

weareahurricaneeee:

onedirectionfan101:

sleep-for-days:

vinnysgotswagg:

ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

bigtimecrushonsomeone:

30rockasaurus:

fuckyeaaaah-xx:

iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

jforjoelle:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope
Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

PLEASE, im begging you please:)

skflds if it comes true i dunno what ill do

pls let it come true

my wish is probably too much to come true but I still hope it does come true.

Why the fuck not? Let’s have some hope c:

It’s a long-shot, but…

You’re all fucking retarded ^ it’s a blog post, not a magical unicorn that grants all of your wishes.

what-we-hide-with-every-lie:

quiteoddreally:

loveherlaugh:

viii-xiv-xcv:

ich-liebe-madre-monstere:

weareahurricaneeee:

onedirectionfan101:

sleep-for-days:

vinnysgotswagg:

ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

bigtimecrushonsomeone:

30rockasaurus:

fuckyeaaaah-xx:

iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

jforjoelle:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

PLEASE, im begging you please:)

skflds if it comes true i dunno what ill do

pls let it come true

my wish is probably too much to come true but I still hope it does come true.

Why the fuck not? Let’s have some hope c:

It’s a long-shot, but…

You’re all fucking retarded ^ it’s a blog post, not a magical unicorn that grants all of your wishes.

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Skinny Friends

Skinny friend:	Oh my god! I'm getting so fat, ugh I really need to lose weight!
Me:	Oh son't be silly you're prefect.
Skinny Friend:	No I'm not! I'm 8stone, that's like over weight!
Me:	Yeah you know what you're right you are OBESE!
Skinny Friend:	Finally! Someone agrees with me! Right I'm going to go to the gym and eat healthy and not have over 5 calories a day!
(Inner Me):	SHUT THE FUCK UP I COULD FIT TWO OF YOU IN ONE OF MY THIGHS!

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